The boredom in my brain

Eating (verb) - when there is nothing else to do
Poor (adjective) - when you have too much month at the end of your money
Siblings (noun) - reminder that your parents had a lot of sex
Bacon (noun) - the main reason you're not a vegetarian
Alcohol (noun) - a bitter fluid used to help white people dance
Single (noun) - a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen
Slut (noun) - a woman with the morals of a man
K (phrase) - this conversation is now over
Nevermind (phrase) - you were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain
...sorry, I was trying to figure out how to word what I want to say hahaha
I realise that my last few posts, may have seemed the slightest bit angry... which I sincerely hope that people caught on to because if you didn't, then I'm not entirely sure what you got from it. Double standards, angry people, ignorant people, me just kind of being a bitch for shits and giggles because it makes me feel better, and.... I'm rambling. Anyway, I decided that I kind of relayed myself as someone really critical, which I'm not usually. I try to be a relatively pleasant person... off topic again! Apologies. Okay, what I really wanted to do was write a post about things that I like about guys, to even myself out a little.... that sounds weird, evening myself out? Wtf? Whatever, if you haven't realised: when I start writing a post, I kind of lose any filter as to what I should include and what I shouldn't and so I guess bits of my brain are just kind of floating around the internet now. Mkay, back to boys: I think that since I said a lot of things I don't like about guys, it's only fair that I post about some of the things I do like. So... here goes nothing. I love awkward guys, guys with adorable smiles and that half smirk that almost kills me. I love guys who don't always know what to say, guys who will tell girls that they look pretty or beautiful instead of hot. I love guys who don't think they need to constantly try to be impressive, guys who are really chill and don't think they're irresistible, guys who don't act like a douche just because theres a girl around. I like guys who aren't obnoxious about the things they're good at or that they have, like showing off their muscles or calling themselves hot. I love guys who can make me laugh, guys who respect girls, guys who give hugs. I love guys who can tease girls without being mean about it, guys who know they're imperfect and are okay with that.
Ew, I think that may be critical AND needy. Critical I can live with but needy people bother me, I like a bubble. Not necessarily a personal space bubble, but an emotional bubble. People who are constantly demanding my attention bother me a lot. That's actually been the downfall to a few relationships. I have my friends and he has his friends, why can we not maintain these relationships while having one between the two of us. I understand the whole 'were in a relationship and we should spend time together when we can' thing, that's all fine and lovely. What bothers me is when he's not really friends with any of my friends and I'm not really friends with any of his, and so instead of being able to participate in conversations one of us is just sitting there awkwardly just to be sitting there. Can we not have friends and a relationship? Another part of the whole 'neediness leading to downfall' thing is when someone texts you ALL THE TIME! Don't get me wrong, I love texting, but when someone wants to text you all day everyday it gets annoying. Yes you want to talk, let's TALK then. The last time I ran into this problem, it was really sad. He had a great personality, he was attractive, athletic, and really sweet. At first I was thrilled he wanted to text me all the time and I thought it was cute, I mean the first couple days I was borderline ecstatic, but by the end of the fourth day I was seriously wondering if he had ANYTHING else to do with his time. I became slightly annoyed, a little mentally exhausted, and incredibly sick of texting.... damn it, I went on a tangent again. Well, um... moral of the tangent (because morals are good, we like morals right?): don't be a needy little bitch (...or bastard, whichever suits your fancy) you'll annoy the shit out of people and screw yourself over.
Now use the comment box or I'll eat you.